💀🐟“Fish Are Afraid of Me” Funny Fishing Hoodie – Smart & Funny Brand – Perfect Gift for Fishermen, Anglers & Boat Lovers
Let’s face it — when you hit the water, the fish start sweating. The “Fish Are Afraid of Me” hoodie from Smart & Funny says what every great angler already knows: you’re the apex predator of the pier. This ultra-soft hoodie blends comfort and confidence with a bold, funny design that turns heads at the marina, bait shop, or backyard barbecue. Whether you’re casting for fluke, bass, or just attention, this hoodie’s got you covered (literally).
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
🎣Product Features:
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Premium cotton/poly fleece blend for warmth and softness
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Double-lined hood with adjustable drawstrings
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Front kangaroo pocket to stash phone, tackle, or snacks
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Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug fit
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Unisex sizing – true to size with relaxed fisherman comfort
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OEKO-Tex certified dyes for high style with a low evnironmental impact
🧺 Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) on gentle cycle
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Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
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Do not dry clean
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
- Fishermen, anglers & weekend warriors
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Father’s Day, birthdays, and holidays
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Boaters, captains, and fishing buddies
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Anyone who lives by “hook, line, and sinker”